Alright, wheres the blam button

So, the exact same thing as kids in the 2000's? Seems about right, it's not like the parents are people who grew up with the internet yet, and thus they're comically misguided on how to parent with regards to it. Though most people I know would have just bypassed whatever stupid limitation they were trying to put on the computer. You have physical access and the ability to look up how to break in, they can't stop you from doing anything

God damn it stamper, you are the exemplar of everything that is the new grounds

Much shitpost, very flash. Reminds me of the Bill Cosby Fun Game

It's a fine game, nothing too new or interesting but not bad. One thing I think could make it a lot more fun is if the movement felt like it had a bit more weight, or swing to it. Right now it feels like you're just slowly drifting, moving at 45 degree angles is hard to tell immediately even, its very soft feeling. Feels a bit mismatched with these big forceful punches you push people around with when you crash into them. Additionally, moving down and left at the same time doesn't work for me, all the other diagonals do though, starting at their orthogonal

Whew, classic flash game. I love how the jump is literally nothing but a picture on the screen. Reminds of the first game I made, where a dragon flew around a castle and you won by burning down the whole castle, but the movement of the dragon and the castle burning down were just animations, you could push the button to breathe fire at the right time or you could not, either way the same thing would happen. Ah actionscript 1, good memories. I have a hard time seriously rating this game a 5, but im gonna do it, because this is quintessential newgrounds crap right here

Holy crap Waterflame is still making music??

Newgrounds is a pretty cool guy

All my five, all of them. A Newgrounds classic

Godly. Nostalgic and fantastic in its own right